Just too good...

I was out poking my head around the 'net, trying to find some way to pay a traffic ticket online, I came upon this website, which lists the counties in the specified state, and then lists lawyers that practice in that county. Innocous enough, it seems, and I was about to pass it by, but something caught my eye. It was the small type at the bottom of the website. It appears to go through the ticketing processes and talks about such things as possible arrest, etc. But the first sentence it starts with is hilarious:

If you drink alcohol or use drugs and drive your car or automobile on a road, highway or interstate, you may need to use a global positioning satellite device, gps, for directions.
[States.traffictickets.com]

I thought I was using my GPS system to compensate for my terrible direction sense, not because I had been drinking. Ah well.