Tom Delay...

I can't say his name without clenching my teeth, and causing my eyes to bug out of my head. While the deal with the GOP and the laws about indictment are bugging me to no end, the most recent DeLay action makes that look like a Boy Scout outing. As picked up from American Coprophagia.com, it details DeLay reading a hand-picked bible verse during the 109th Congressional Prayer Service from a church on Capitol Hill:

"A reading of the Gospel, in Matthew 7:21 through 27.

Not every one who says to me, "Lord, Lord," will enter the kingdom of heaven; but only the one who does the will of my Father in heaven.

Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name? Did we not drive out demons in your name? Did we not do mighty deeds in your name?

"Then I will declare to them solemnly, 'I never knew you: depart from me, you evil doers.'"

Everyone who listens to these words of mine, and acts on them, will be like a wise man, who built his house on a rock:

The rain fell, the floods came, and the winds blew, and buffeted the house, but it did not collapse; it has been set solidly on rock.

And everyone who listens to these words of mine, but does not act on them, will be like a fool who built his house on sand:

The rain fell, the floods came, and the winds blew, and buffeted the house, and it collapsed and was completely ruined."

Picture me hitting myself in the face with a tack-hammer, and you basically have my reaction to this lovely reading. Stunning, absolutely stunning. How the hell can you stand up and say this kinda shit after 150,000+ people have died in Asia, most of whom are Muslims and Buddhists... gah, what the fuck? Delay, you insensitive prick. I hope you are assaulted in the parking lot and are beaten with some metal rebar until your are clinically dead. Then, you should be taken to the finest hospital, where you may be resucitated.. then drug back out to the parking lot, and beaten, yet again. Repeat until pulped. Either that, or DeLay should be placed in a sensory deprivation tank, and then pelted with marbles at odd times. Fuck off and die, Tom. I don't give a damn if you want to read your Bible and think what you think, but you're in a position of power within the US Government, and should watch your God-damned mouth! If there is a just and loving God (by any name you please), you will be struck down by lightning simply for that comment, if not for what you've done to this country. You son of a bitch. GAH!

I can retain my rage no longer! Time to go drinking, and take out my agression on the local bar flies, who will argue me tooth and nail. It'll be fun.