Things that make you go... Wha?

Here is a letter to the editor of The Morning Call, a paper in New Jersey (which already puts it high on my "Oh, Christ..." list.) Apparently, these are the people that voted for George Bush. These are also the people that cause wars, bigotry, and, in me, a horrid anger.

Jesus speaks through the Republicans

I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will.

It is His doing that George W. Bush is still our president. Millions of born-again Christians helped win this election through our prayers and votes. Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

The Democrats will not be able to win elections until they renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns.

Earl Balboa

Washington Township
[The Morning Call]

Well, as a Kerry voter, I would be offended... but I'm too busy giving an abortion to a lesbian who's ex-NRA. I'm also not CRAZY.

I would like to applaud Ryan Boyle on his commendable switch to a political soup-kitchen during the past few months. It's been a blast, and I'm sorry to see that he's moving back to his old "Boyle Kitchen" style, although it was entertaining. I, however, will not be reviving my prior topics, although everything will not be politics... it's just shit that pisses me and JR off. It'll be great. I think we'll start the next post with a ditch at the MPAA... those ass-fucks.

I'm outta here.