Very interesting... but Artie Johnson ain't here

Well, you'll no doubt notice a few changes around here, one being the addition of a rather surly conservative, and the other being a picture of said conservative if he were a South Park character. My picture is also displayed, and each one of our pictures will be (hopefully) displayed by our respective posts, so if you are some sort of flaming idiot, you will be able to tell the difference between our posts. Alright, actually, it's to satisfy my need to see JR's scowling South Park mug at every post. It'll be hilarious, or, at the very least, distracting. If you have any suggestions about what might make this blog better, write them on a 3 x 5 index card, place a 39-cent stamp, and address it:

Brain Droppings c/o
Nate "Doc" Bellon
123 Fake St,
Blow Me, Virginia 90210

Alternativley, you may also shove your suggestions straight up your ass. However, topics for blogging are always reviewed. If there is a topic that you would like JR and I to hash out with our respective views, we may do so, if some of the following criteria is met: the topic is interesting, we feel we can become fairly well informed on the topic in a relatively short amount of time (1 week or less), we are drunk/have been drinking/have had a few/are ten sheets to the wind/can barely lift our drunken heads from the floor, etc. The topic need not be political in nature, although I am a big fan of topics relating the the politics of technology... JR is a big fan of gay men... any topic would be fine. Just leave them in a recent comment section, and we will see them. Now, then, off with you.