Ahhh.... yeah.
Well, then, where to start... ah, yes. Blaise... you bring up some interestig points. However, you're also a commie. Fuck Bill Gates, fuck the DMCA, and fuck you. Let's get drunk on Friday.Second point of order: If you didn't recieve an invitation, I apologize, but come on out and get drunk at my place this Friday. It'll be a gas, and Blaise said he'll get there early, so he won't be chugging rum at 4:30 in the a.m. to catch up with us.
Next,I'll address the comments of my sister, about offending my readership. Here's a disclaimer I posted long ago:
Consider this a warning to everyone in the world. I will most likely insult you on this page. There is a high chance that I will even mention you by name, and publicly ridicule you, giving them a verbal depantsing in front of the entire readership. Just as I have been publicly ridiculed by others, so shall you.
Deal with it.
If there is something that I have said here that you disagree with, or are angry about, or just want to comment on, do just that. Use the comments section to let me know if I've stepped over the line, or whatever. And please, PLEASE, don't take heavy offense to anything I say here. 99 times out of 100, if I'm posting something here, I'm just busting your chops. So don't get all uppity about it. Bitch.
So, now then, everybody take a deep breath... and release. That felt good, didn't it? As much as I would love to talk more about voting, I said what I came here to say, and you said what you wanted to say, and things are good. Now I can turn back to slamming the current administration.
posted by Nate "Doc" Bellon at 11:36 AM
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Nate, I have a few requests. This is Dana who will be accompanying Blaise to the party on Friday. I've been thinking about it though and I think some changes need to be made at these Illinois parties. Okay, really only one change. Now, when Blaise and I typically arrive at a party (Indiana or Illinois), we (well, Blaise) is greeted with cheers of "BLAISE!" and the likes of that. As we both know, these people are horribly misled. Apparently, they think Blaise has reached some sort of celebrity status or that he's cool or something. I'm not sure what happened here and I think it's too late to change this so I am willing to compromise. All I'm asking is that maybe you can put the word out that when people scream Blaise's name, they can throw in a "Dana!" here and there too. I look forward to getting drunk with you on Friday.
Nate,
Andrew here, wasting away in the badlands of Indiana like too much mayonaise left in the sun (with the assumed smell to accompany, of course). I wholeheartedly agree with Dana's post, and feel that the amount of attention bestowed on Blaise is excessive. If you're going to give him a greeting of any sort, give him a friendly punch in the balls, much like you gave me a friendly punch in the balls last time I saw you. I'm sure he'll love it. You could also call him "The Faginator" or "Dana's bitch," either of which he would appreciate.
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