The MPAA is ridiculous (Rated R)

According to the New York Times, the MPAA is starting to send cease-and-desist letters to online fan-fiction writers. Is it because they use characters from popular movies or television shows? Hell no, it's because they're using the "G-PG-PG13-R-NC17" movie ratings in order to rate their stories, so "young children will steer clear" of them. I happen to believe it's so more youngins would read them, but then not everyone is as depraved as I was as a kid. Anyway, back to the crux of the story, the MPAA is sending C&Ds to fan-fiction writers, and threating them with lawsuits... well fuck you, MPAA. Here's a little something for you MPAA and RIAA (why not) nut-bars out there: Suck on my shit. Yes, literally, I will take a hefty shit, and then I would like you, the MPAA and RIAA, to suckle upon it as though it was the throbbing beef-stick of your cell-mate. You can't sue over this rating-system bullshit and if you can... well, fuck you AND the legal system. Jesus Christ. The following things are missing from the world right now:

1. Common Sense


2. Sense of Humor


3. Humility


4. Non-cock-fucklery

That is all.