Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Victory Through Obfuscation

Well, I had a rather long and nasty post about how the Bush regime is hiding information on international terrorism by refusing to release the National Counterterrorism Center's annual "Patterns of Global Terrorism" report because it shows an almost 400% increase in terrorist attacks 2004, up from 2003. It was particularly scalding, but then Blogger had to go and fuck me in the ass. Lost the entire post in one click of the "Preview" button. Blogger now has a "Recover Post" option, but it should really be called "Give Me False Hope and then Raise My Blood Pressure When I Find Out The Feature Fucking Sucks", but I can understand using the other name, if strictly for brevity's sake. Basically, my point for that whole rant comes out to this: Bush is a fucking liar, and his whole regime is full of cock-fluttering butt-smokers who could use a good beating. Okay, now then, on with good stuff.

Maggie Gyllenhaal [IMDB]is being publicly crucified for her brash insinuation that mayhaps The United States was a bit at fault for 9/11. How dare she! The insolence! The unmitigated gall! How dare she express that the United State's (increasingly) horrific foriegn policy may have been to blame for 9/11. Why, we've never instigated anything that would be cause for an attack on our own soil! No country has ever been justified in said actions, either (besides England, Spain, and Japan). How dare she! < /sarcasm > Okay, bullshit over. Basically, what I'm saying is give the woman a break. She's saying something that a lot of people are thinking, at least those that pay attention to our foriegn policy, or lack thereof. Nuts to you all.

Monday, April 18, 2005

The MPAA is ridiculous (Rated R)

According to the New York Times, the MPAA is starting to send cease-and-desist letters to online fan-fiction writers. Is it because they use characters from popular movies or television shows? Hell no, it's because they're using the "G-PG-PG13-R-NC17" movie ratings in order to rate their stories, so "young children will steer clear" of them. I happen to believe it's so more youngins would read them, but then not everyone is as depraved as I was as a kid. Anyway, back to the crux of the story, the MPAA is sending C&Ds to fan-fiction writers, and threating them with lawsuits... well fuck you, MPAA. Here's a little something for you MPAA and RIAA (why not) nut-bars out there: Suck on my shit. Yes, literally, I will take a hefty shit, and then I would like you, the MPAA and RIAA, to suckle upon it as though it was the throbbing beef-stick of your cell-mate. You can't sue over this rating-system bullshit and if you can... well, fuck you AND the legal system. Jesus Christ. The following things are missing from the world right now:


  1. Common Sense

  2. Sense of Humor

  3. Humility

  4. Non-cock-fucklery

That is all.