It has been found...

For those of you that are familiar with my penchant for hot sauce, know that I am on the border of being insane with pain when it comes to that red gold. A local joint, called the Daquari Deck supplied the hottest sauce I had ever had the pleasure to consume, a hot sauce that actually ate through styrofoam, when allowed the proper chance. We still have half an Absolut Vodka bottle full of it, in all it's delicious heat. We went back to "The Deck" this year to find some more hot gold, and they had changed their recipie, to reflect the fact that there are a lot of culinary pussies here in Florida, who apparently don't like a little heat in their food. Needless to say, we were disappointed, as three on this trip enjoy the heat and discomfort of a good hot sauce. We thought we would never find anything hotter than "The Deck Death Sauce", without it being a pure extract. Well, I was wrong. I have found a bottle of Habanero and extract that takes you out back and kicks your ass, steals your wallet, and then pisses on your crumpled body. It's... awesome. Nothing cuts the burn, either, no milk, honey, bread, or various assorted bases can stand to the withering heat of this firey concoction. It's heavy, baby.
I can't wait to give some to Boyle.