Ahh, a bit of a break

If you are one of those people that complains "Update your blog, update your blog, validate my worthless existence by writing some piece of genius that I can take home and coddle as my own child," you can eat me. You may even use all sorts of various sauces, spices and toppings, but I will not allow sprinkles, or as those of you who have eaten one too many lead fishing weights call them, jimmies. Basically, here's what I'm getting at: Eat me. Page 2.

Whelp, my suspicions have been confirmed... George W. Bush is a big pussy. No, I retract that statement, because I don't want to insult all the lovely pussy out there... George W. Bush is a gobshite. Why, you may ask? Because he doesn't like being asked real questions at an interview! Here, I couldn't make this shit up... read it:

The White House has lodged a complaint with the Irish Embassy in Washington over RTÉ journalist Carole Coleman's interview with US President George Bush.

And it is believed the President's staff have now withdrawn from an exclusive interview which was to have been given to RTÉ this morning by First Lady Laura Bush.

It is understood that both RTÉ and the Department of Foreign Affairs were aware of the exclusive arrangement, scheduled for 11am today. However, when RTÉ put Ms Coleman's name forward as interviewer, they were told Mrs Bush would no longer be available.

The Irish Independent learned last night that the White House told Ms Coleman that she interrupted the president unnecessarily and was disrespectful.

She also received a call from the White House in which she was admonished for her tone.

And it emerged last night that presidential staff suggested to Ms Coleman as she went into the interview that she ask him a question on the outfit that Taoiseach Bertie Ahern wore to the G8 summit. [www.gumbopages.com]

The whole damn thing just goes on about how he wouldn't answer the REAL questions that were being thrown at him by this wondeful Irish reporter, and how he actually asked the interviewer to "hold on a second", or give him some breathing room so he wouldn't have to tax that bantam brain of his, trying to think of "what Dick told me to say..." ^{not an actualy quote}. Dubya, and his whole cabinet, are a major liability to this country, and they should be "dealt with"¹ properly. The only problem with that is that the Democratic party has nominated another freaking mannequin! How in the bloody hell does it help to chose between Tweedle-fuckhead> and Lurch. My buddyJR and I very rarely agree on politics, he being a "sensible" conservative (i.e., he's not a complete jag-sock), and me being a pain-in-the-ass nuetral voter with liberal leanings (I likes my beer cold and my hookers cheap, and thats what I likes.) However, we both agreed on three points

1. Dubya is a weak-willed, rhetorical-filled idiot.


2. Kerry is basically the same, but stiffer.


3. Gen. Wesley Clarke could have taken the both of them out with a wave of his pelvis

Now, I know you're all shocked that JR and I would agree on Wesley Clarke. I was horrified. However, it came to me. He's a young guy, I'm a young guy, and we're both still fresh-faced, as far as the jaded world goes, so we're a bit more optimistic than others. However, our shared support didn't stem from such optimism. It stems from the fact that Clarke kicks some serious ass. His policies are solid, his stances on various world issues are sensible, and he's [gasp] intelligent! No, no we have no room for that kind of crap in the White House! I would like to see him run on an independent ticket... cause I'd vote for him. Lord knows that other "independent", or as I call him, "the guy the Republicans hired to grab votes from Gore, and then fuck the electoral process in the ass" is a good choice... if you like chowderheads with foreign policies and economic plan that resemble something that would fall out of your ass after a hefty taco dinner. Needless to say, I will not be voting for him, nor will I be breaking if I see him crossing the street. I can honsetly say the same thing about the presidential candidates for this year... although for GW I'd probably have to speed up, to get through all those damn Secret Service agents. (Watch, someone is watching my blog, and I'm going to have Secret Service agents show up at my house because GW is a big cock, and thinks my edgy political rhetoric is a threat.)

Anyway, I have to split, so I'll continue to carry this chain of fiery rhetoric on until I'm vindicated.

Kiss my ass.